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Kinky Kai
The name's Kim Kai . Don't try to get to Know me. You might not like what you discover...that is, if you get me to crack that way. But that task in itself is near impossible. I haven't cracked yet and I don't intend to crack any time soon.
I'm here for your pleasures. Let me make you moan your loudest moans or take control and have your way with me. Whatever you desire I can make a reality.
"Once a whore, always a whore"
"Dream as if you'll live forever...live as if you'll die today"

Status: Yours for a price but only his for free.

MSN: whorehosue-kaiexo@hotmail.com

[x]online ♬ []lurking ♬ []offline ♬ []whoring

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Your Fantasy: On Birthdays →

Joonmyun: 

There was an unusual weight on his shoulder when he began to stir from his sleep and his back was cold as he began to reach around the bed blindly. Joonmyun frowned a little as he came up empty handed and he moved to sit up, but the sound of protesting mewls in his ear had him stopping and groaning softly. He had forgotten about the kitten in his sleep and it explained the warm, slightly sweaty spot on his neck and he wound up chuckling in a hoarse tone. 

With careful fingers, he reached up and gently plucked the kitten from his shoulder and stroked gently down Squish’s back, smiling lightly. “Morning little one… how did you sleep?” he asked softly, his eyes crinkling a little. They were still slightly heavy with sleep, almost small slits, but he began to rub the sleep away with his free hand, looking around the bedroom for any signs of Jongin. He had no idea where his boyfriend had slipped off too, normally he would wake up to the younger boy watching him or working on his phone or laptop but not today. 

For a brief moment, his hopes suddenly sunk. Jongin was known to take work at all hours of the day and he felt something akin to jealousy and hatred for his job clawing at him from the inside if it pulled Kai away from him for that day. It was his birthday, so he deserved at least a little time with Jongin right? If only for a short while. But one glance to the side had those fears dashed aside when he saw the black phone and he smiled slowly. Jongin never left without his phone. 

Standing slowly, he stretched, watching as Squish toddled across the blankets towards him and he laughed softly. Joonmyun was already in love with the little ball of fur and he couldn’t stop smiling as he moved to scoop her up and head out of the bedroom, looking around tiredly for his lover. He made a confused sound when he heard bangs coming from the kitchen and arched an eyebrow as he made his way down, tipping his head to the side when he stepped into the dining area and he laughed softly. “Jongin?” he called out softly, hoping to garner his boyfriend’s attention. 

The minutes passed and the counter was already splattered with spots of mix and a pile of eggshells. Beside Kai on the counter lay a plate of pancakes, some perfect and healthy pancakes and then there were the not so lucky ones that had turned an awful black color. Kai didn’t give up though. He was going to do this. He poured another spoonful of batter onto the pan and waited until it cooked slightly before flipping it. 

Okay so maybe making pancakes was a little ambitious for him after all. He sighed as he tried to wipe come dough form his cheek not realizing that he just added some batter to it as well and jumped slightly when he heard his name called. He turned around and grinned when his eyes landed on his sleepy boyfriend, cat in hand, watching him. 

“When’d you get up?” He asked and raised his hand, waving his spatula at Joonmyun. “I was making breakfast. Sit. It’s almost done.” he grinned and tried to hide the plate of burned pancakes, turning back to the pan. At least the eggs didn’t burn. 

He quickly reached into the cabinet and pulled out a plate, scooping some scrambled eggs into it and picked through his pancakes, pulling out the best one and laid them on the plate as well, adding his fresh one as well which had turned and nice golden brown. That’s what they were supposed to look like right? He hoped so. He grabbed some butter and added it on top of the pile of pancakes and then grabbed the bottle of syrup he had managed to find and turned away from the stove, to show his boyfriend the plate. 

“Sit.” He muttered and put it down on the small table, putting the syrup down beside it. “What do you want to drink with it?” He asked, rushing back to the counter to put some for himself as well, grabbing the rest of the okay looking ones and the rest of the eggs for himself and bringing his own plate to set it down next to Joonmyun’s. 

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# On Birthdays

His alarm rang right and early as Kai rolled over on his bed, rubbing his eyes to pick up the device. He pressed the center button on the iphone and checked the time along with the automated phone message. 

Event: Joonmyun hyung’s birthday! :)


He grinned as he read it and looked back over his shoulder at the figure sleeping on the other side of the bed, a small ginger cat curled up against his face and put his phone back on the side table, scooting over on the bed and leaning over his boyfriend’s figure. He watched him for a while and chuckled as he watched the kitten purr and curl up more, tucking itself away in the small space between his boyfriend’s shoulder and neck. He was perfect. 

Everything about the elder seemed to be perfect to Kai. He almost dreaded it sometimes. The hold that Joonmyun had on Kai’s heart, mind and soul was something that was undeniable. But Kai didn’t want to think about what that could mean. He never wanted to even consider the problems his own feelings could cause the both of them. So for the time being, for as long as he could, he would hold it off. Hold off the forces that threatened to rip him of this strange little paradise he managed to stumble across in his black and white world. He’d try to hide it for as long as he could. 

Pushing the thoughts aside he placed a smile back on his face. He wasn’t going to think about anything but Joonmyun today. That was what he promised himself. He leaned over the elder’s figure curled under the blankets and stole a small kiss from his lips before sliding off the mattress. 

Looking around he located his wife beater and slipped it over his bare chest, making his way outside and into the kitchen. It was time to tackle some of those ingredients in the cabinets collecting dust and make something fairly edible. Making his way over to one of them he started to pull out the things he’d need to whip up some simple pancakes and eggs. He could do pancakes right? How hard could it be? 

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simply-joonmyun:

I normally don’t do these…. but its my birthday and my dashboard is dead. I miss talking to people and making friends. I’ve been around awhile and I try to love everyone equally. I work at a local library and I used to work at the whorehouse… but don’t let that fool you. I’m as innocent as a freshly born babe… okay… Maybe not that innocent, but I can appear to be until I say something totally in appropriate… Where was I going with this again? Oh! Right. 

Reblog please?

AU | 18 + Content | Rp Only | A cute fuck, just trying to make it by.

I’ll reblog just for you. *smiles* don’t get too friendly with new people though. I’ll be jealous. 

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guardianlama:

*^* so cute